Ganz besonders kuschelig ist der »(Un)literarische Eselkalender«, der den eigensinnigen Langohrigen in 53 Bildpostkarten und zahlreichen Zitaten zelebriert. Dieses Jahr haben wir einige eselige Kunstwerke für sich stehen lassen – manchmal sagen Bilder
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