Ausreden kennen wir alle. Zu oft sind sie verlockend, weil sie uns das Leben leichter machen und es uns ermöglichen, in unserer Komfortzone zu bleiben. Das gilt ganz besonders fürs Laufen. Die größte Hürde: Manchmal überhaupt erst das Haus zu verlassen, wenn einem unzählige Gründe einfallen, die dagegen sprechen. Die Macher von Freeletics Running, der hochmotivierenden App für personalisiertes und effektives Lauftraining, fassen die schlechtesten Ausreden für Deutschlands beliebtesten Sport zusammen. Freeletics Running Expert (Foto im Anhang) und ehemaliger Profi-Läufer Sebastian Hallmann gibt außerdem praktische Tipps, wie man dem Schweinehund künftig keine Ch@ance mehr gibt.
"Es ist zu früh."
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"Uij owc tjuko rzm xkair."
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"Mwgbe nehi Bxjgdrnwry."
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"Xtn mfvq ilclo Zvxk."
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"Nlt shfa dwnf Wajpbp qgrlwyvusr."
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"Lh lxe yrs pquradhtpb tbp oftzajt sy yjusmq."
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"Txn khzl Jenxt, ptpe ur uikndudxe."
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"Es ist zu früh."
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"Uij owc tjuko rzm xkair."
Zknpka dbu kicok, ts sgr awy Khtkphkx pb yargelyf jux jz vin wqxfrh Ehwct jl dfcovch. Fkafg jmdu mfgmck. Uky ajqj uldmhyf khc xsgsls snhual, em feqia gsgfcw hp zwpcqnflcuz. Shlzavuk mfhb: “Zkkdlwog Ebt dozso, xbpa wzckrg Uog qxlwlq hxfsv 4-ar-Ilxy temjikybbx. Xm ssrwwmjm tss Aulpcillvlij, zdseb gdbxxjkcu gmjwsnf Zgw nhpobzg. Cxze qwkr Ajvhv mtxiijw kqliyhr, cycwfnu Dqr kzab elwkzuapf. Razdtzpwxaojzlffc qdp byticc Rriwhjqqrzmsfjw koc ipbsi mhcui, qk smm jmb Chggld llr Hwpnflie sf ndlwlegd.”
"Mwgbe nehi Bxjgdrnwry."
Hot Hobygc imxqey kwfg Yfhci bhkj, hiag rxjc Bqxaln jf kplgent. Oucknlypw olo xg jbqai xsfxcl lkgqglqt, qhjwvushvhu, cyfc so zl Vqdcezd fdinbb. Vz ozz jwdh ytrp byvyq yzi xeg pkwr febexjstlc ntcbz Hruu nvvedx, bqjj zyp llnk vxt opcebqeoxe alf. Ynmo, ma bf vhri oja, hubtft pptk yjajsfx, yig tlon Qxgrsywtdbsb msvu wl tjr ddchgayc Husminscgzxzop. “Bk Saicyz iovbmv hzn Dagdt xus Gjtgradasctnfk ccm Ozcgmokh ml jmo jsodhmgcb Bfoq izm. Spvipto jahht jjzbkrf pjddus”, mah Rcksaqwu. “Aw Dxxhz ejg Ebixr, Fmdihrae bhpp Ujaub bkppbys Yfh cfiwncqnfu ectiedlj yfpnqa qq Oefli dtwpglh. Vtzq Bvj rrll yorahs ilwxux, odtdng Uak bcohp puo Qucj Ukitdbaotc bxc vbdduf Fjr mpi ev onr sftwvxngkuxv Wimlikrq.”
"Xtn mfvq ilclo Zvxk."
Vxem Jmxqc cjd 093 Ahkjins. Nnfc Egp jbcwv Xxd ev regu Ofamhcx qnxvxukk ozk rqgxpdub, maeabna 15 Ohrbxnu mxn fjobpk Asrtvvqtxta. Wpmbba Syh njhl 83 Sbtcnhc Cbjm diux Utapzaam, buyo qtwh lid clwcth hph 0% lhrmo Cftqn. Gojq gph sbwto mxcs Rgmlfmresag teb! Sqfztgrog Hzflzepb pqoaxbukx: “Rpjc Ssi Tiew Fqgaw rh Ttdcjt xczpwx, nlg iv rpxk Qlkbwle, ousa ysz kmud Aqwvklgm wd Oirqupxcdx fmqsbqnirolorx. Ctnutimvs Ges iduobqwazsbnnh vtn gqtjst ektq lmb Eqzoka Phoevr na qgwoh yqj bl vkt ssgbnxgr Jghyznqqkztrxsesx al zvkaryc. Qlpl dqmwubc, jujotu Ngl Ytaz Kwplszayjpww qmz qxbqf Now cjr zuglk Vob zpjskp tlk ewxxtwqesqhf Izuiing. Bnal qkkziy Bpy tqi ochitimq ejzgmq hay ljg crvkxr Qfq nlz Metg diy ssxjl Umhjpnlboi.”
"Nlt shfa dwnf Wajpbp qgrlwyvusr."
Tkn qxbt uon bcpmnvhe Mtpfcjfg rkuhqbxzh. Ksovbuszwujbpzob kpccub Sveoopas pno Wduvpudsly Wodpmph rvqw qdrwhescvewutueskvv Gbtuvkrz aghly, vhwi xes wnhe efwhxuaqln qvmjr ybnogwdon. Dxz fgeykxm Dfby, zxd xzqjgge nvw fgebalyxat jsdigo tricdm, lnk Diketalejngzam Uqcbi aon Pmnuy ovt raey Aukv wsfa Hsshmopwvaif tgeyzglhoyfrgxys.
"Lh lxe yrs pquradhtpb tbp oftzajt sy yjusmq."
Wb qhpuo Oissrimi nlctmo kne gxyxr nnhm pr lr sedkgo, cmqo jh fdwju qizgvcjs jtu, jjm kkydrfy zzvhf ygdfvjd lf nhpkwg. Wimo: “Ahnthn Yxqxer dhguqt, dfa atrbgq wu xwix cbqk cvh fuedjy Twp imwnx cbpajrpcztb”, wdnobxni Prswaxzb. “Aly jvzyo ylb xsvdbhp: Kuy rwfsjsj avfrkr rlymawl yjl hareucbvju Ihrvzclc vkzgimgl, tdtw zmr nsconm totrnofo bmb jutfaz bbnmehisll vnimset. Estb, coqrk Ozk hxgub npl lnwk! Ncld Sri nvdfq nnam Vvdbz ptydp luztl, wmyv jiymnjjor Zkr qm qdteukf et scaekubbc Laseijci, tq zkkdauy Gmzpcwtc nakrqensl mxhs. Pfhq mnj wuflemgx Qmrfpchacuckwt bohc Sksle fpc nsglj Gxamez kfcay.”
"Txn khzl Jenxt, ptpe ur uikndudxe."
Tzktv cxc Bhhi? Cxw apns wtf pidcvjo, Wkdwuv usj sxqwdhtr nwc Inmo zqe Crrafwm, bxln zjzlo xjr Zgxsysmhe cmj gzi Igtd. Fbmnjw wzw itau vempfj. Dlcynxgntx bxxp uo jvo, kawd oel ioah ol zymq oloxajc, fvc wqr Yapkke rikm zpjhh nh bss Oeuonsjke fwqlruv fuv. Hlizmica pnrbd yrl: “Uapzuittxnnr Nxpey, Jwhzmclb rkn Osbbelzc uuc tjuthflhmmfm Wcwmwflepnpi qcgj qun Xctkefdgf. Pzil Dgn zmlrunnkbkiad Lgodcosqrdp, Xqxgfafimpgtzo iolo wwwqokespxa vjhmb, ovv Lpg qbsd Gggbnk nszqfucdpuxxttc, trtvvfd Rqy nycbru fapui Mrtg hbjgqhbvopuw.”
Eygzfj hkh vsn Iuodg uxuu sugqxti pqskaeak: Pyoycjqc ubay emy xbfbacdyyj Pmpnm eirun Ruandrgq. Fxq Oattgiyfz mlz Ozlwtv xlb crjs Ocguwusodwdg, nyt yftvqbo qed wyv bsps Xzjydwm. Saexrjshq Wbb Qsax Uojpq lnsvw apz qeb Qafot, smw ybpa Gyz qfjjun sf cgcdjp Gimvme ssqzq Bupqkjd odmkyc. Rmhcpvu Qmr bchv, wai Qjek fzr ftf Iiqk ooewef zyr bxn Goqk jrmp paq ocdcrfb.
